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Rage Reducer Novelty Pills

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Avoid Unneeded Strokes and Heart Attacks

You've put your fist through walls because the Chinese restaurant got your order wrong. You have sudden urges to break things for no reason at all. Instead of going to pointless anger control meetings that only make you even more angry, try this new approach.

Directions:

1) Take one pill when you feel your face getting red with anger.
2) Take two when you feel yourself clenching your fists.
3) Take three if you have accidentally run over the bag boy at the grocery store for cracking your eggs.

Side Effects: Extreme calmness and sucking your thumb.

Our Candy Pill Bottles are great gag gifts. With tasty candy on the inside and hilarious labels on the outside, people love getting and giving these fun gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, or just everyday laughs.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch. Contains less than 2% of the following: Artificial Flavor, Confectioners Glaze, Beeswax, Carnauba Wax. May contain F, D & C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Red #3, Blue #1, Blue #2.

Net Weight 3.3 oz., 94 grams. Approx. 175 candy pills per container - enough doses for whatever ails you.

Our novelty pills are gluten-free, but if you have a peanut allergy you should note that our candy pills are manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts.

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