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Glowing Kryptonite
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Glowing Kryptonite
Glowing Kryptonite
Glowing Kryptonite
Glowing Kryptonite
Glowing Kryptonite

Glowing Kryptonite

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Lex Luthor was a mere mortal, but when dealing with powers beyond his control he had one secret to success -- Kryptonite -- the fragmentary bits of Superman's obliterated home planet. Boss chewing you out? Invite him to sit down and watch his tirade turn into listless, incoherent muttering under the spell of the glowing shards of this other-worldly magic charm. Laugh demonically as it reduces the office Ubermensch to a sagging sack of ineffective flesh and rubbery bones, rendering him repulsive to the opposite sex. Yes, it's your turn to get all the girls. Kit includes a 48-page, illustrated book detailing the history of Krypton and the mysterious powers of its remains.

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