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Chill Pills Novelty Meds -  - EPIC! Giftables
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Chill Pills Novelty Meds -  - EPIC! Giftables
Chill Pills Novelty Meds -  - EPIC! Giftables

Chill Pills Novelty Meds

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Stop Freaking Out!

You Must Chill!

It's not the end of the world. Stop getting excited for no reason. You're starting to make people around you nervous. Stop crying and get the help you need before you go insane.


1. Take one Chill Pill when you can't find your keys.
2. Take two Chill Pills when you are late for work.
3. Take half the bottle when you start freaking out for no reason at all.

Side Effects: May cause extreme calmness and inner peace.

Our Candy Pill Bottles are great gag gifts. With tasty candy on the inside and hilarious labels on the outside, people love getting and giving these fun gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, or just everyday laughs.


Sugar, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch. Contains less than 2% of the following: Artificial Flavor, Confectioners Glaze, Beeswax, Carnauba Wax. May contain F, D & C Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Red #40, Red #3, Blue #1, Blue #2.

Net Weight 3.3 oz., 94 grams. Approx. 175 candy pills per container - enough doses for whatever ails you.

Our novelty pills are gluten-free, but if you have a peanut allergy you should note that our candy pills are manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts.

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