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Caffeinated Nuclear Energy Powder
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Caffeinated Nuclear Energy Powder
Caffeinated Nuclear Energy Powder

Caffeinated Nuclear Energy Powder

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“Screw Tang,” said Einstein, while working feverishly on his theory of relativity. Sure, Tang has sugar to fuel extended flights in theoretical science, but where's the caffeine? These nuclear energy powders are loaded with it – 90mg each – to help you blast off at times when you're merely smoldering on the launchpad. They come in three earth-shattering flavors, too: Uranium, which tastes like the yellow cake you had after your nephew's bris, pear-flavored Plutonium, and raspberry-lemonade Radium. Cool flavors, caffeine, and all the sugar too. Time to take off!

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